Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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