Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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