i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
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Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
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I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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