Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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