So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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