So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I think im going to throw up on grandma
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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