She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
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I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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