at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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