She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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