I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i will never coherently bang her
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
The convent might be a nice break from real life
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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