I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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