he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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The beers last night were like the tears from god
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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