i think i have herpe
just one?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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