shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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