2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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