well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
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Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
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We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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