I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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