you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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