It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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