So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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