If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Randomize