We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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