It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
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When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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