u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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