We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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