I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
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I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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