It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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