I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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