return my video game
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
