hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
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We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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