Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
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The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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