I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Dear god my vagina.
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