Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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