Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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