I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
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There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize