in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
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