dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I will be naked everywhere
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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