You surviving the open bar?
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she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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