She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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She even gives head with a lisp.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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