I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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