People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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