where am i from again
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
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He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
When did angry sex become our thing?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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