Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
