I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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