drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I have post one night stand depression
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