just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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