I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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