But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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