To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Can I color on your dick again?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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