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after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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