I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
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If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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