New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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