I CAN MOONWALK!
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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